Humorous and Funny Quotes – Free Printable

Written by Creative Moment on 16.09.2025 at 08:02.

Here you'll find many free humorous and funny quotes that you can directly download as PDFs and print. Each quote includes a brief explanation to help you understand its humorous context. Discover amusing sayings, funny quotes, and humorous life wisdom for every occasion, guaranteed to bring a smile to your face.

Funny Sayings and Amusing Quotes for Every Day

Our free funny sayings and amusing quotes brighten your everyday life. Use them to give yourself and others a laugh or to add humor to your day. Simply download them as PDFs, print them, and share the good mood.

Download Humorous Life Wisdom and Funny Quotes

With our free humorous life wisdom quotes, you'll find funny yet insightful messages that make you and others smile. Each saying comes with a brief explanation to better understand its humorous background. Easily download your favorites as PDFs and print them directly.

Download Humorous and Funny Quotes Free as PDF

You can download all our humorous and funny quotes for free as PDFs and print them immediately. Just select the quotes that make you laugh the most, download them, and share the fun. This way, you always have humorous sayings at hand to brighten any occasion and create joyful moments.

I’m not a vegetarian because I love animals; I’m a vegetarian because I hate plants

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me

Who says you can't buy happiness has no idea of shopping

There are three faithful friends: an old wife, an old dog, and ready money

A diplomat is a man who thinks twice before he says nothing

I have a simple philosophy: Fill what’s empty. Empty what’s full. Scratch where it itches

Alcohol isn't the answer, but drinking makes you forget the question

A loan is a strange thing. You only get it immediately if you can prove you don't need it.

A classic is a book which people praise and don't read

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children

I can resist everything except temptation

You can live without a dog, but it's not worth it

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the former

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